I matched with 'NJB' (nice Jewish boy) a 24 year old Temple U grad and we began chatting. he was cute, blonde and athletic. We had a lot in common but we were mostly interested in each others cultures. He had never dated a Brit and I had never dated an American.
We arranged to meet on Broad and Walnut and go get a drink somewhere, I was nervous as hell. I had only been in Philly a few months but I spent a lot of my time wandering around getting to know the city so there were a few bars I had wanted to go to.
I spot him and he walks over to me introduces himself and kisses me on the cheek. He comments I look exactly like my profile photo unlike other girls he had met.
We decide to go to the aptly named 'Misconduct tavern' and get a cocktail, he pays. We get on really well. He seems interested in me and what I have to say and we shared a common love for video games. We drink up and he suggests getting food and going to his to watch a movie or play some games. I am hesitant although I prepared myself for an amorous encounter when getting ready. He lives not far away and I agree. We stop off at a gourmet pizza truck and grab a bite.
We eat and head to his room and make out a bit. He cannot keep his hands of me and it is nice to feel so desired. Cut to the chase. We end up naked and fumbling around. He leans in and whispers "want to see my gun?" I am a little phased by this unsure if he means his dick or not. He does not. He gets up (completely naked) and walks over to this closet and pulls out a fucking Smith & Wesson hand gun. A fucking gun! A real life, capable of murder weapon of death. My expression is clear and he asks if I have ever held one before and I reply that the UK is a sensible country and we don't just let anyone have a gun...
He seems shocked by this and places it in my hands. It's cold and a lot heavier than I expect it. He then tells me to be careful as it's loaded (?!?) I am shocked but also super intrigued. We go into his back yard (he is still naked) and asks if I want to fire it, I do. I get this rush of adrenaline and also weirdly turned on. We head back upstairs and I am presented with one of the most aesthetically pleasing penises of my life. I end up blowing him and we fumble around a little more. it's getting late and I don't want to stay over but how do you leave someone who has a gun?! I mean I was a little scared I'd end up in some crazy hostage situation. Stranger things have happened...
In the end he turns out to be a perfect gentleman, walking me to the subway and even offering to pay. He even text when I got in to say he had enjoyed my company and wished to see me again. I was a little apprehensive but for my first foray into the American dating pool it was certainly a memorable one.
So that is the story of NJB (nice Jewish boy) and his gun.
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